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‘Quiet Pints at The Slipper’
Don’t you just love it? When the time to lock in and study till midnight in the library comes around. Then you feel your phone buzz, a text from THAT friend. Do you dare open Read more…
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A 9A.M to 3A.M step-by-step guide to College Christmas
Get ready for the ultimate, most degenerate, most impure day of the year…COLLEGE CHRISTMAS! The days are ticking down and tickets are flying out, so strap in and get ready for a day to not Read more…
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Simon’s Student Housing Shambles
On the 14th November, Taoiseach Simon Harris showcased his ‘new energy’ on our very own DCU Glasnevin Campus, and arrived with a solid proposition for student housing. Harris – former Minister for Higher Education and Read more…
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Why Cats Defy the Laws of Physics
We have all heard the saying: ‘A cat always lands on its feet’, but is this true? And why? Well, with this I solve the questions physicians of all decades could not, why do cats Read more…
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Giraffes vs Penguins: The Generational Debate
The question has plagued me for years now, and I’ve come to realise that the only solution is a truly logical and analytical approach. So I’ve got a list of aspects I’ve written up with Read more…
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Why the Media Production Society has fallen off
After years of domination at the top of DCU’s Clubs and Societies leaderboard, it has officially been confirmed that the Media Production Society has fallen off. In this article, I endeavour to discuss the myriad Read more…
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The 5 Least Sexy College Degrees in DCU
From Chemistry to Computing, there are so many courses on offer here at DCU, all with varying levels of sexiness. Though very subjective, the facts are the facts- Communications takes the cake as the sexiest Read more…
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Christmas all year round
Every single person in the world loves Christmas, it’s the happiest holiday of the year. One wonders why we cannot celebrate it all the time. It’s the perfect chance to keep up with family arguments Read more…
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Screw the costumes, keep the cost down.
Just as the leaves blow through the streets this fall season, devil ears, cat’s tails, and angelwings roll around the dark corners of Camden Street. On Halloween, we see both sides of thescale, where costumes Read more…
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The Case of Pub vs Club
The battle of Pub vs Club continues to rage on in the heads of twenty to thirty year olds across the country. I only refrain from writing, “across the world”, as I presume the French Read more…
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How to Survive Freshers’ Flu
Fresher’s flu, the painful phenomenon that takes over your body and reminds you that four nights ofconsecutive drinking has consequences, but it was worth it because you got the shift in Ryan’s. I’m genuinely convinced Read more…
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Who Is The True Heir To The British Throne?
With the UK electing their new King very recently, there’s been a lot of buzz about the Royal Family and who the next heir to the throne will be. Instead of going through family trees Read more…
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How To Survive First Year
The percentage of Leaving Cert students who continued to third level education last year rose to 66.1%. However, according to figures from The Times, one in every six college students are dropping out in their Read more…
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Craziest International Hangover Cures
Last night was awesome! You attended Shite Night at Nubar, had a lot of booze with your friends, probably made some other questionable decisions, but overall had a great time. Now you’re dealing with a Read more…
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Planning King Charles’ Luxury Irish Holiday
Now that our estranged neighbours have a new face on their five pound note, it’s only tradition that they begin their pilgrimage over here to Ireland. King Charles has declared that he wants to visit Read more…
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The Sausage Roll Epidemic
After a heavy night of watery vodka or a flat pint of Heineken, the last thing on your mind when you are sprawling yourself out of bed for that 9 a.m. lecture is preparing a Read more…