The College View’s brand new section! These pieces are completely comical, and do not reflect the views of the paper.
We can all agree that studying in college is important. But giving yourself that break from the books is equally important. To be able to go out and socialise, doing the things that you love Read more…
Ahh, reality checks. We’ve all experienced them. It’s like they exist so our heads don’t get too big. Or God forbid, we actually take a second (or two) to enjoy ourselves; life has a way Read more…
As we’ve entered a new semester, many of us have tried to start fresh. As well as this, many of us have already failed or given up on locking in. Each semester countless students try Read more…
The UK has been dethroned from its special relationship. With Trump’s America single and not quite ready to mingle (#isolationism), could Martin’s Ireland find love in a hopeless place? Harry and Meghan, Gnomeo and Juliet, Read more…
The 22nd of January was a day for the history books as our newest Dáil sat for a mere half-hour (being generous) and, for the first time in over one hundred years, failed to elect Read more…
It has become part of the college student aesthetic to go for a coffee every day. But, being an unemployed college student, it has become clear that coffee is just way too expensive. Let’s not Read more…
Data centres are repopulating across Ireland at a higher rate than the humans whose data they collect. How on Earth will we quench their immense thirst? By the middle of 2024, there were 82 data Read more…
Whether you’re a born-and-bred GAA-head or a frisbee fanatic, with 31 sports to choose from there’s something here for you in DCU. From rugby to rock climbing, a chance to represent that DCU badge is Read more…
Don’t you just love it? When the time to lock in and study till midnight in the library comes around. Then you feel your phone buzz, a text from THAT friend. Do you dare open Read more…
Get ready for the ultimate, most degenerate, most impure day of the year…COLLEGE CHRISTMAS! The days are ticking down and tickets are flying out, so strap in and get ready for a day to not Read more…
On the 14th November, Taoiseach Simon Harris showcased his ‘new energy’ on our very own DCU Glasnevin Campus, and arrived with a solid proposition for student housing. Harris – former Minister for Higher Education and Read more…
We have all heard the saying: ‘A cat always lands on its feet’, but is this true? And why? Well, with this I solve the questions physicians of all decades could not, why do cats Read more…
So we all know birds. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, the little jerks are everywhere you look in this city. Always watching, always on the lookout. The real question is, watching out for what? I Read more…
The question has plagued me for years now, and I’ve come to realise that the only solution is a truly logical and analytical approach. So I’ve got a list of aspects I’ve written up with Read more…
After years of domination at the top of DCU’s Clubs and Societies leaderboard, it has officially been confirmed that the Media Production Society has fallen off. In this article, I endeavour to discuss the myriad Read more…
From Chemistry to Computing, there are so many courses on offer here at DCU, all with varying levels of sexiness. Though very subjective, the facts are the facts- Communications takes the cake as the sexiest Read more…
Every single person in the world loves Christmas, it’s the happiest holiday of the year. One wonders why we cannot celebrate it all the time. It’s the perfect chance to keep up with family arguments Read more…
The battle of Pub vs Club continues to rage on in the heads of twenty to thirty year olds across the country. I only refrain from writing, “across the world”, as I presume the French Read more…
Fresher’s flu, the painful phenomenon that takes over your body and reminds you that four nights ofconsecutive drinking has consequences, but it was worth it because you got the shift in Ryan’s. I’m genuinely convinced Read more…
With the UK electing their new King very recently, there’s been a lot of buzz about the Royal Family and who the next heir to the throne will be. Instead of going through family trees Read more…
The percentage of Leaving Cert students who continued to third level education last year rose to 66.1%. However, according to figures from The Times, one in every six college students are dropping out in their Read more…
Last night was awesome! You attended Shite Night at Nubar, had a lot of booze with your friends, probably made some other questionable decisions, but overall had a great time. Now you’re dealing with a Read more…
Now that our estranged neighbours have a new face on their five pound note, it’s only tradition that they begin their pilgrimage over here to Ireland. King Charles has declared that he wants to visit Read more…
After a heavy night of watery vodka or a flat pint of Heineken, the last thing on your mind when you are sprawling yourself out of bed for that 9 a.m. lecture is preparing a Read more…
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